1 00:00:06,290 --> 00:00:07,790 Perfect for bat watching. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:13,119 Was that a Thompson's long-tongue fruit bat? 3 00:00:13,919 --> 00:00:15,320 I believe you're right, darling. 4 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:19,059 Look, up in the sky. 5 00:00:19,679 --> 00:00:21,120 It's a Townsend's Big Eared Bat. 6 00:00:22,199 --> 00:00:24,070 No, it's a Greater Bulldog Bat. 7 00:00:24,449 --> 00:00:26,070 No, it's... Faster? 8 00:00:33,719 --> 00:00:38,320 Professor Old Man, what are you doing up there? I'm testing out my new bat wings. 9 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,350 It's the only way to fly. How do I look? 10 00:00:42,950 --> 00:00:46,990 Exactly like the rare, bald-headed, small-eared, 11 00:00:46,990 --> 00:00:48,990 fungus-feeding bat. Watch out for those! 12 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,969 You should stick to flying the old-fashioned way. 13 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,310 You're right. 14 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,099 Being fired out of a cannon is much safer. 15 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,980 I've got a delivery here for the Addams Family. 16 00:01:53,769 --> 00:01:53,989 This? 17 00:01:54,730 --> 00:02:00,349 Uh, here you go. Flowers. 18 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:03,290 Could you sign here, please? 19 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,370 Oh, how thoughtful. 20 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:32,259 What a gaudy, tasteless vase. 21 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:35,979 Yes, but who would fill it with all these dreadful flowers? 22 00:02:36,419 --> 00:02:40,569 It's from our insurance agent, Mr. Fielding. He's thanking us for all our business. 23 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:44,069 I guess those flowers are his idea of a little joke. 24 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,689 Lurch, please get rid of these awful things. 25 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:51,810 Wait, Lurch, allow me. I just got my new disintegration ray, 26 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:53,590 and I'm dying to try it out. 27 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:57,590 Esther, shouldn't you... Morticia, please. 28 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:02,849 I'm a fully licensed disintegration specialist. I know this baby inside and out. 29 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:14,879 It must be a dead battery. 30 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:24,110 Or maybe you're holding it backwards. 31 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:33,919 Ah, Mr. Fielding! 32 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,240 Thank you for coming so quickly. 33 00:03:35,539 --> 00:03:37,159 We had a mishap with our bear. 34 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:38,409 What bear? 35 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,310 Exactly. The foyer looks so empty without it. 36 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:44,189 There's absolutely nothing to welcome visitors to our home. 37 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,139 Fester accidentally disintegrated it. 38 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:47,259 An accident? 39 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:50,569 Well, your homeowner's policy will cover that. 40 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:54,650 If you could just provide me with an estimate of the bear's value, 41 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:57,539 I'll issue you a check right now. A check? 42 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,900 But I thought we had a replacement policy. 43 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:05,669 Well, yes, you get the replacement value of the damaged item. 44 00:04:05,909 --> 00:04:06,710 Oh, we don't want money. 45 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:07,750 We have lots of money. 46 00:04:07,889 --> 00:04:08,669 We want a new bear. 47 00:04:08,689 --> 00:04:09,610 Because that we don't have. 48 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,370 Without a bear, the foyer looks, well, bare. 49 00:04:13,509 --> 00:04:16,100 All I'm authorized to offer you is a tank. 50 00:04:16,699 --> 00:04:18,699 Well, in that case, we may as well cancel our policy. 51 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,759 Oh, no! My commission! 52 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:26,800 I mean, my mission will be to find you a new bear. 53 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:36,600 It really brightens up that corner, don't you think? Billy, please, turn that off! 54 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:41,069 I'm afraid it clashes with our design theme of early American gloom. 55 00:04:41,089 --> 00:04:42,129 Do you have anything else? 56 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:52,139 I'm afraid it just doesn't replace our beloved bear. 57 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:54,980 How about I stand here like this? 58 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,829 Actually, Morticia and I have discussed the matter, 59 00:05:02,829 --> 00:05:05,259 and we've decided that a replacement won't be necessary. 60 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:06,319 You're going to take the check? 61 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:10,129 No, no, you can keep the money. We're going to find a new bear ourselves. 62 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,720 But where? I've already looked all over town. 63 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:17,610 There's your first mistake. Bears prefer the woods. 64 00:05:18,829 --> 00:05:20,709 We haven't been camping in so long. 65 00:05:21,009 --> 00:05:23,089 This way we can kill two birds with one stone. 66 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,529 We do want a bear, Doc. 67 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:25,410 Oh, good point, Kanita. 68 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:28,779 I'll bring two stones. You can't kill a bear. Isn't that dangerous? 69 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:33,879 I ask as a friend, of course, not as the proprietor of the company that insures you. 70 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,339 Dear Mr. Fielding, we were just speaking metaphorically. 71 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,040 Thank goodness. 72 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:39,420 We're bringing back our bear, alive. 73 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,810 Alive? 74 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,509 Let's see what's left. 75 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:49,910 Sleeping bag. 76 00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,029 Check. 77 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:56,189 Snack bike kit. 78 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:06,720 Check. 79 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,149 Well, that should do it. 80 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:15,329 Everything a modern outdoorsman needs for excitement and danger in the wilderness. 81 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:17,310 What about the bug spray? 82 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,050 How could I forget? 83 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:24,290 There. Now we're ready. 84 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,680 Darling, are you wearing insect attractant? 85 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,300 No, it's my new aftershave. 86 00:06:30,579 --> 00:06:33,319 Make way, make way, coming through. 87 00:06:56,699 --> 00:06:59,629 You heard? Lurch, we're going camping for a couple 88 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:01,569 of days. Spy on the children, wouldn't you? 89 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:05,610 Make sure they spoil their appetites and tend to their chores. 90 00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:07,930 The weed garden hasn't been poisoned in days. 91 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:11,329 And if anything should happen to us... Nothing is going to happen to you. 92 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:16,529 I'm going to make sure of that. Mr. Fielding, it's kind of you to offer, 93 00:07:16,529 --> 00:07:17,959 but you don't need to join us. 94 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:19,149 Oh, yes, I do. 95 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:22,699 Between the two of you, you have $20 million in life insurance 96 00:07:22,699 --> 00:07:25,149 with a triple indemnity payout for death by wild animals. 97 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,079 I can't afford to let you go alone. 98 00:07:27,259 --> 00:07:30,959 What a completely selfish and greedy motive for imposing on our outing. 99 00:07:43,069 --> 00:07:49,240 Welcome to the team! 100 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:56,490 I sure hope all this pollen aggravates my allergies. 101 00:07:57,230 --> 00:08:00,350 Wait a minute. I think I've worn out all the rocks in my boot. 102 00:08:04,939 --> 00:08:06,990 Anybody see any big jagged rocks around? 103 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:09,290 I can't go on without one. Why go on? 104 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:12,910 It's so desolate, foreboding, and uncomfortable right here. 105 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,560 Excellent choice, Querida. There are plenty of bear tracks everywhere, 106 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,500 a big hill full of biting ants, and it's low enough to flood in case it rains. 107 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:23,670 It's the perfect spot to set up camp. 108 00:08:24,009 --> 00:08:26,470 Mama, we'll pitch the tent right here. 109 00:08:40,759 --> 00:08:41,100 Wait! 110 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:42,159 Wait! 111 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:43,450 Wait for me! 112 00:08:45,429 --> 00:08:48,580 Oh, Mr. Fielding. We were beginning to think you'd 113 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:53,200 been eaten by something. Come, let's set up camp. 114 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:55,279 Wait! 115 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,879 Well, let's go inside and unpack. 116 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,399 Isn't that tent awfully small? You should have seen it a minute ago. 117 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,590 How are we all going to fit inside? 118 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:12,590 I must apologize. I'm afraid you'll have to share a room with Fester. 119 00:09:12,929 --> 00:09:15,990 I get the top bunk. I'm a restless sleeper, and it's a bigger fall. 120 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:19,899 I don't know. 121 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,129 Now, where did I put those cigars? 122 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:40,549 Ah, Billy Goldman, make yourself at home. 123 00:09:43,309 --> 00:09:44,100 Ah, here they are. 124 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,940 This is amazing. Yes, Lurch knows just what to pack. 125 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,779 Except he forgot to tarnish the silver again. 126 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:57,279 Gomez, are you going to be comfortable in that soft plush chair? 127 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,440 Well, you're roughing it. 128 00:09:59,519 --> 00:10:01,659 That's more like it. 129 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,909 You shouldn't be playing with that. Oh no! 130 00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:46,440 You wrecked Father's favorite engine. 131 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:49,320 He hates it when I break his things without letting him help. 132 00:10:49,659 --> 00:10:52,419 You know what he's going to do to you now, don't you? 133 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:56,279 You don't mean... You're going to Disneyland. 134 00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:03,330 What are you gentlemen whistling? 135 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,399 I'm carving a Tibetan talisman to ward off evil. 136 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,100 A pointy stick. 137 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:10,240 Oh, that looks like fun, darling. 138 00:11:10,519 --> 00:11:12,690 It is. There's nothing more relaxing than taking 139 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,879 a sharp knife to a defenseless piece of wood. 140 00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:16,690 May I try? 141 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:17,289 Please. 142 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:33,700 That's all right. Thank you, darling. 143 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,159 Not bad, Querida. But we're going to be five for lunch. 144 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:52,779 You're not really going to try to catch a bear with those, are you? 145 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,200 Of course not. 146 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,870 That wouldn't be very sporting. These are for me. 147 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:01,330 I got one. I did it. 148 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,830 Oh, bears look a lot smaller in the wild, don't they? 149 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:05,950 That's not a bear. 150 00:12:06,669 --> 00:12:07,429 That's a bee. 151 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:11,120 Exactly. And bees make honey, which bears like. 152 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,919 One whiff of this bee, and bears will be flocking to our tent. 153 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:17,950 Get it off. 154 00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:21,639 I'm allergic. Don't worry. It won't sting. It's the queen. 155 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,379 The queen never stings. 156 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:27,179 Really? Of course not. She leaves that to the rest of the swarm. 157 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:31,710 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 158 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,590 Do you really think we'll raise enough money to replace Butler's engine this way? 159 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,129 Not if you keep eating the inventory. 160 00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:58,549 Isn't this cute? A big sale. 161 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,750 How much for a cupcake? 162 00:13:00,789 --> 00:13:02,710 That's ridiculous. 163 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,470 You kids are out of your mind. 164 00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,330 Thanks. It runs in the family. 165 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,889 Two dollars? 166 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:30,090 Slowly, they opened the door. 167 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:38,450 And when they turned on the light, there was nothing left but a bloody stop. 168 00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,500 They ran for their very lives, 169 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:47,399 their screams fading into the night like the whisper of the wind. 170 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,039 I love a good ghost story, don't you? 171 00:14:05,529 --> 00:14:12,080 Oh, thank you, Uncle Spector. Boom, chilling as always. 172 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,200 Anytime, my dear. 173 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:17,529 Dinner's ready! 174 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:24,139 Charge to perfection, Mama. 175 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:31,389 Maybe I'll just go to bed. 176 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:36,210 What was that? Sounds like 600 pounds of ferocious man-eating black bear. Come on, 177 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,360 everybody, let's go get him. 178 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:40,649 You can't go out there. 179 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,250 It's too dark. 180 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,600 Good point. 181 00:14:45,779 --> 00:14:47,379 Boy, am I glad you came along. 182 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,139 Last one out is Bear Chow. Oh, I hope he's hungry. 183 00:15:08,629 --> 00:15:11,149 This place looks strangely familiar. 184 00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:15,100 Well, that sneaky bear, he's been leading us in circles all night. 185 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,879 I like his style. Well, I guess we'll never catch him. 186 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:20,399 We might as well just go home. 187 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,220 Shh, we don't want to scare him off again. 188 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,470 Here, berry, berry, bear. 189 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:34,049 I've got some yummy honey for you. There he is! Wait! 190 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:37,049 You're not really going to try to catch him, are you? Of course! 191 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,409 Why do you think we left the comforts of home to endure 192 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:42,620 all the hardships of the sunshine and fresh air? I can't let you do this! 193 00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,360 Get away from here! 194 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,100 Run! 195 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:52,549 Now you've made him mad. Gomez, Mr. Feeling is our guest. 196 00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:57,669 How thoughtless and rude of me. You can wrestle him first. 197 00:15:58,230 --> 00:16:00,029 Wrestle? Hair? Me? No! 198 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:08,970 Good luck, old man. Save some for us. He's giving him a bear hug. 199 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:30,740 Lucky guy. Feeling, old man. You're wearing him 200 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,840 down. Now, in the next round, go for his head. 201 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,620 He's got a glass jaw. 202 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:40,289 And lead with your left. He's a southpaw. Maybe this will help. 203 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:47,769 You're not supposed to drink it. It's a free spell for the bear. 204 00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:52,120 You just have to get it in his eyes. Well, bear? 205 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:53,200 Eyes? 206 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:09,750 I told you it would work. Well done, Fielding. 207 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,559 Home? Now? Please? 208 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,519 Thanks for trying, Wednesday, but it's no use. 209 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,319 Father's going to be so disappointed in me. But think it of yourself. 210 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:35,660 What about me? I'll have no one to torture when I'm an only child. 211 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:43,390 I wrecked Father's prize engine, and we couldn't raise enough money to replace it. 212 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:57,029 Look, Wednesday, Father has a whole bunch of engines. 213 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,380 Now he'll never know that I was playing with his trains. 214 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:18,039 Uh-oh. 215 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:19,039 A little more to the left. 216 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,579 A little more to the right. A little more to the left. 217 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,359 A little more to the right. 218 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:27,490 Perfect, Lurch! 219 00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:31,440 Mr. Fielding, thank you so much for helping us replace our bear. 220 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,119 This just wouldn't be home without a fierce animal threatening the threshold. 221 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,680 Don't mention it. Please. 222 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:40,549 Never again. Nonsense! We owe you a debt of gratitude. 223 00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,250 And I trust you'll be raising our premiums. 224 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,309 Thank you, Mr. Adams. 225 00:18:45,009 --> 00:18:46,039 This makes up for everything. 226 00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:47,809 Almost. 227 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:50,309 Children? 228 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:53,210 There you are. 229 00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:57,759 Did you get into any mischief while we were going? Just the usual. 230 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,119 We didn't break Father's train set and just finish 231 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:01,660 rebuilding it, if that's what you mean. 232 00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:07,230 Nice bear. 233 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:10,500 Mr. Fielding caught him. 234 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:11,740 Really? How? 235 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:15,539 Well, it was quite the battle. 236 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,700 Man against beast. 237 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,660 I looked him in the eye, and he knew from the start that he was a god. 238 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:35,849 This poison ivy will go nicely in the den. 239 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:40,029 It'll spruce things up and give everyone a lovely rash at the same time. 240 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:44,630 Well, that's odd. I know this isn't the way I left it. 241 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,420 I think someone's been playing with my train set. 242 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,220 But who? We've been camping all weekend. 243 00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:55,809 Pugsley. Pugsley! 244 00:19:57,009 --> 00:19:57,849 Huxley, son! 245 00:19:58,970 --> 00:19:59,650 Yes, father? 246 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:02,380 You were playing with my train set while we were away, weren't you? 247 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,039 Uh, me? 248 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,640 Train set? 249 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,819 Uh, what makes you think that? 250 00:20:08,339 --> 00:20:10,559 You put a munitions car at the back of the train. 251 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,859 You'll never get a good explosion that way. Let me show you. 252 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,000 My mistake. 253 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,009 Tish, better call Fielding.